This past Sunday at 4:10 p.m., a student was walking down Vine Street near the athletics field house, minding his own business. Then he was robbed at gunpoint by two men who took off in a Honda Accord. Today the university notified its students in a timely and appropriate manner, utilizing the Special Edition Zipmail in a way that even we approve of.
Rudy Giuliani travels around the country wooing Bible-thumping conservatives. And he jets around in a plane provided by the king of Sin City. Sound like the Rudy you've seen on TV? Sheldon Anderson, a casino billionaire and the third-richest American, has been providing Giuliani with plush corporate jets, and Giuliani save over $100,000 in travel costs last summer alone.
They overrun every corner of the country, arriving in broken-down cars. They're sleep-deprived, hungry and burned out, bearing laundry bags instead of gifts. Yes, the holidays are here, and we college students are going home. Holiday breaks are usually the first extended periods of time that families spend together since saying goodbye at dorms in the late summer.
You might not be aware of this, but the men's soccer team won the Mid-American Conference championship on Sunday. You might not know this because it really wasn't publicized. As matter of fact, even if you did know it was going on, fininding the score was next to impossible on the internet.